Every so often readers send me stories of links they’ve found on the Internet they think I’ll enjoy.
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I always take a look at them. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes I love them, sometimes I think Oh my God. Do you really think I’d like that, you crazy person?Last week I got one such email. The funny kind. Not the crazy person kind.
I beg of you. If you only click on ONE link this whole year make it this one.
November 23, 2012 at 6:02 PM
Ok, Here is the first date nightmare of mine. It is the 1970’s. He picked me up in a huge 1960’s Impala. We were on our way to a drive in movie it was Jaws. So, to move it along we went in to the snack bar. I love chocolate and thought I would get junior mints. For those of you who don’t know what they are they are small plump mints with a milk chocolate covering. Plus it helped with breath.It was getting dark so we made it back to the car and watched smooched and snacked through the movie.
So its intermission time coming up we hurried off to go potty and get more popcorn before the crowd comes in. This rest room had many pottys and a whole wall of sinks with mirrors. I finish with the potty and am washing my hands when the huge crowd comes in and are looking at me and kinds making faces.
I gave myself a final look in the mirror and that was one of those OMG what is this. The butt of my light green slacks were covered in smashed black and white junior mints. Once melted it looked like I pooped and maybe something sexual was with it. The bottom of the box was open and it was all over my ass.
Now what the hell do I do. I waited as long as I could and walked by a wall out the door. Thank god my date was already back in the car. Out side it was really dark so it was ok there.
I managed to get through the date and he never saw my butt. I jumped out of the car and backed my way into my house. Thank God that was over.
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Next morning a call came through from his mother saying she was coving over to see me. WTF I am thinking. She comes over gets out of the car with her sons pants. They were covered in the same crap mine were. I saw the seat and it was smeared on fabric all over the seat. She wanted to know what the hell I did to her car and son. I started to laugh so hard that she got in her car and took off. I never saw either one again.I never found out if it came out of her car. I threw my pants out it would no come out. Oh well I didn’t like him anyway……….