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(Bob Rivers:)Yo, yo(Girl as Dina Rae:)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.AGrab your coat, you'll sleep in late(Bob Rivers as Eminem:)It's just a white Christmas (hell no my man)I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat menYou intend Santa, that boy's a bitchHe recorded my mommy 'Christmas evenin' tried to give her kissFo' real he's no joke, that guy don't playHe tried to ride method even more than a one-horse-sleighLaughing all the way, but he's not laughing todayJingle more than his bells, even the elves via payCOME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER!We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and also DonorNot a question of when, not even a maybeHave a drunk Mrs. Clausage saying, 'Jingling Baby!'Give a new interpretation to 'ho, ho, ho'Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snowSo watch out Santa, you jolly old trollWe'll be strippin' that sleigh and also leave you (in the) cold
(Girl as Dina Rae:)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a drop peak Chevrolet, heyJingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.AGrab your coat, you'll sleep in late(Bob Rivers as Eminem:)Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friendGrab Rudolph's horns, view how much they bendWhen his horns turn red, his ass gets sentBack out to the woods with his faggy elf friendNo, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as niceIn reality, could have actually me listed as 'naughty' twiceNot cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hiestSince of the nog(cum), I left on his wifeIt's time for old nick to move and also retireOr we roast his nuts on a bigass fireYes I'm that poor, Yes, I'm that cruedI intend your ass is expensive, shed weight, for actual dudeAll the cookies and milk, simply quite sickI mean, when's the last time you've watched your dickI don't suppose to throw a fit and also I'm not one to bitchBut yearly I get underwear, socks, and shit


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(Girl as Dina Rae:) (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a drop peak Chevrolet, heyJingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.AGrab your coat, you'll sleep in late(yo)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey(yo, yo)Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingling all the wayOh what fun it is to rideGrab your coat, you'll sleep in late