Part 49: A Pirate"s fatality is the death for MeUpdate 32: A Pirate"s fatality is the death for Me "It"s time come look for the Jolly Rancher!" "You median the Jolly Raven?" "That too."
"What makes you so sure that the Jolly raven is about here?" "The good southwestern s is the only significant body that water in Varn. Whereby else do you suggest to look because that a shipwreck?" "The operative words there are "great" and also "ocean". What space the odds the we"ll just stumble across--"
"You to be saying?"
"Um, guys, i don"t think this is the Jolly Raven. In fact, there"s nothing jolly about its crew in ~ all." "I dunno. That yeti looks nice pleased through itself."
"Perhaps the Jolly raven sank additional out in ~ sea. In hindsight, we should have actually asked mr Ironfist for an ext detailed directions." "If the knew wherein it was, that wouldn"t have actually sent us to find it, would he?" "Hey, let"s protect against at that island end there! there are world over there waving come us, and also it looks prefer they"re preparing a cooking pot! maybe we can obtain there over time for dinner!"
"Drewjitsu?" "Yes?" "Remind me never to follow her advice again." "But, uh, if ns told you no to monitor my advice, wouldn"t the be advice? for this reason if you adhered to my advice to not follow my advice, you"d have to not follow my advice to not follow mine advice, which means you"d need to follow my advice, i beg your pardon means..." "Shouldn"t you two be concentrating on the horde of angry natives proceeding on us?"
"Okay, everyone, don"t panic. I understand we"re fully surrounded, yet I"ll just actors a Fireball and..."
"... Uh-oh." "Time come fall back to setup C: reduced everyone come ribbons v our swords." "Isn"t that plan A?" "It"s setup A and Plan C. If we had actually a arrangement D, it"d also be setup E."
The fight wasn"t exactly complicated for the party, yet that"s quiet a nice miserable reward because that it.
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"I mean we must at least discover the island in situation these natives accumulated any treasure from few of their much more civilised victims."
"Could the natives be keeping something behind here?" "Maybe the entirety tribe functioning together can have relocated this slab aside, but not us. It"s much too big to lift, and also it"d take it days to break it apart. There room no shipwrecks roughly here, so let"s move on."
"The ship"s prow is end there. Look -- the figurehead is in the form of a raven! That means this ship have to be..."
"Ah, the legendary pirate ship. That knows what treasures might be concealed inside? Let"s loot it before Lord Ironfist gets to it."
"I think someone else currently had the same idea. Castle missed a couple of gems here and also there, however that"s about it." "Well, that"s just great. Time to head earlier to lord Ironfist and also claim what passes for a reward."
"Lord Ironfist, us have uncovered the wreck of the Jolly Raven. The ran aground top top the coastline in an ar C-4." "And when you get there and also find the it"s been thoroughly looted, just keep in mind that it mainly wasn"t our fault."
"So, any more quests for us?" "Sure. Save pretending to work and also I"ll keep pretending to pay you."
"What, even an ext pirates?" "We"ve discussed this before. I will avoid sending girlfriend on pirate-related goals when pirates prevent being awesome. Also, ns think technically it"s my project to protect Portsmith"s sea trade routes, even though Portsmith is secret now and also therefore not much of a seaport any type of more."
"Well, there"s nothing for it but to gain this end with. That pirate ship has to be the end there somewhere. If just the fog weren"t so special today..."
"Hey, guys? unless there"s much more than one pirate ghost ship sailing the seas, ns think this is the one we"re feather for."
"Also, gift a pirate ghost ship, it"s full of pirates and also ghosts."
"It"s about time I obtained to usage this laser blaster." "I"ll deal with the ghosts. Radaso, ns beseech you: use your divine power to annihilate these unnatural horrors!"
Holy word is such a an excellent spell. All that"s left currently is come clean increase the pirates, and...
"Not a bad haul that treasure, however somehow i was expecting more from a band of notorious pirates." "To it is in fair, we haven"t specifically seen any kind of other ships sailing around for them come loot." "Maybe they hidden the remainder of their treasure on one of the islands about here. Us might also look; it"s not like we have actually anything better to do, and the much longer we wait before seeing mr Ironfist again the better."
"I wonder if anyone lives on this island? If so, i hope castle don"t desire to eat united state again."
"Hey, where"d the voice come from?" "I dunno, but there"s a bowl right here to leave gold in." "Hmm. It"s no as if us can"t spare the money. Really well, then! i shall impress you all through my large store that useless information."
"The really latest what?" "Wait, ns think I recognize this!"
"Current trends Ironworks in Erliquin boasts the recent designs in weapons and also armour."
"Well, that"s not a negative trade because that 500 gold. Are there walking to be any more questions, or--"
"I remember this indigenous the frosting in Sorpigal. It"s the blind seer, Og!"
"Not bad, not poor at all. Any more questions?"
"And this is what the stupid blog post in castle Dragadune to be for. I be me, of course."
"How can I forget? That might only median Lara, the innkeeper"s daughter in Portsmith."
"Um, is this a trick question? us were there just a little while ago. It"s mr Ironfist."
"It appears as if that"s every the inquiries we"re going to be given. Speaking of lord Ironfist, ns think it"s time to revisit him and also claim ours reward."
"Hey, Fisty -- you don"t mental if I contact you Fisty, perform you?" "I"d rather you didn"t." "Well, anyway, we defeated those pirates you sent out us after."
"Cool. So what"s our next quest?"
"We did that already. Lord Archer"s no gonna it is in robbing the rich any more." "Of course, we can"t say the exact same for ourselves."
Oddly enough, surrendering to mr Archer and also giving the all her money counts as "defeating" him because that the functions of this quest. Yet beating him to fatality works too, and also is less expensive. "So, any much more quests for united state or are you just going to make united state repeat your old searches if we ask you for one more one?" "The latter, I"m afraid." "I guess this is goodbye, then. Oh, before we go, one more question: space you one escaped extraterrestrial prisoner? because we"re in search of one and also we think you can be him." "Not as much as i am aware." "Okay. Bye!"
And the just around wraps increase today"s update.
"Remember when we used to have actually trouble fighting goblins? currently I have the right to kill dragons v one hit. I never ever thought I"d to speak this, yet mindlessly slaughtering our opponents is starting to gain boring and predictable."
"We"ve all become rich and powerful beyond our wildest dreams. Why haven"t ns retired yet?"
"Weren"t we claimed to be in search of an inside Sanctum or something? What taken place to that, anyway?"
"Now the we"ve discovered both pirates" coves, i guess we don"t require to lug these endowment maps around any kind of more."
"My brand-new holy mace is much an ext suited to my nature, and it holds the power to advanced the dead. Now I truly have actually a cultured club!"
"Ooh, I found that Jolly Rancher i was spring for! It was in my pocket all along."Since my reader are supposedly incapable the replying uneven I provide them other to poll on, I"ll put the party"s next relocate to a vote. Firstly, we deserve to go and see King Alamar to uncover out if that has any quests because that us. Secondly, we can try and find out what was past that large slab of coral.
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Thirdly, we have the right to just strike the end randomly and explore one or 2 of the few places us haven"t viewed yet. Poll now!